Funny Status

• I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
• A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else.
• This distance between us could never stop me from loving you...
• I love you and you love me. That's all we’ll ever need.
• Friends are like your backbone. They are always there when you need support.
• Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
• Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
• If you have good friends, no matter how much life is sucking , they can make you laugh!!
• You are the keeper of my heart.
• Forget the haters...cause some body loves you.
• Hi there! I am using my brain!
• “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
• You make smile like the sun….
• I am hot dude with cool attitude.
• who knows me best? middle name, fave color, eye color, and fave season.